tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post1129724656706044863..comments2023-06-09T03:50:25.706-04:00Comments on Stupid Nail Polish Names: Dick Weed; JizzPanderbearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498790603442505386noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-19249457680626206462012-01-03T00:28:59.272-05:002012-01-03T00:28:59.272-05:00I wonder how "Jizz" would look, marbled ...I wonder how "Jizz" would look, marbled with Sally Hansen's "Party Girl Creme".....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07898789417115875126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-11708726553963643232010-05-13T15:06:59.769-04:002010-05-13T15:06:59.769-04:00Inky, thanks for the congrat! Your kudo means a l...Inky, thanks for the congrat! Your kudo means a lot to me.<br /><br />Nap, thank you for the charitable review! Can I hire to you write the foreword when the book comes out? I know it may be hard to wean yourself off "dickweed," but think of the delights of the modern insult era. Soon you'll be calling people "asshats" and "pedo bears" like you were born to it.Panderbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498790603442505386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-90523845894970721222010-05-11T14:11:15.859-04:002010-05-11T14:11:15.859-04:00"...octopus strangling banana."
The whol..."...octopus strangling banana."<br />The whole interview is interesting, hilarious, erudite, and generally awesome.<br /><br />[sheepishly admits she still uses dickweed as an insult, but has now officially been schooled about its relative age and is embarrassed that her insults match her VHS collection.]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-82082550100217534632010-05-11T02:34:36.324-04:002010-05-11T02:34:36.324-04:00Er, that should say Congrats! (Plural. I wasn...Er, that should say Congrats! (Plural. I wasn't offering you just one congrat. But at least there wasn't a rampant apostrophe in there...)Inkhttp://inktopia.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-10346581730776542602010-05-09T19:17:33.379-04:002010-05-09T19:17:33.379-04:00Damn it, you found out about my plans!Damn it, you found out about my plans!Arriannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09759229855290989764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-43033393557137038392010-05-09T12:19:22.022-04:002010-05-09T12:19:22.022-04:00It worked! And what a great interview! Love it. ...It worked! And what a great interview! Love it. Congrat, PB!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-47352295609474661992010-05-07T02:08:26.807-04:002010-05-07T02:08:26.807-04:00Arrianne, thank you! Just don't stalk me now ...Arrianne, thank you! Just don't stalk me now that you know who I am...well, if you stalk me, bring chocolate.<br /><br />Ink, I tried to work some HTML wizardry and link to the interview in the top-right corner, let me know if it doesn't work!Panderbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498790603442505386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-16916657836877379952010-05-07T01:38:57.425-04:002010-05-07T01:38:57.425-04:00Need link to said interview, please! :)Need link to said interview, please! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-25938452804355736852010-05-06T10:24:43.031-04:002010-05-06T10:24:43.031-04:00I loved your interview with Salon.com. So true abo...I loved your interview with Salon.com. So true about the shock value through vulgarity. Also nice to know your name!Arriannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09759229855290989764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-64269645161943858572010-05-06T10:17:44.930-04:002010-05-06T10:17:44.930-04:00Jaljen, hahaha!Jaljen, hahaha!Arriannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09759229855290989764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-50278995513903890972010-05-05T15:32:08.793-04:002010-05-05T15:32:08.793-04:00Bukko Canukko--I totally agree. "Pearl Neckl...Bukko Canukko--I totally agree. "Pearl Necklace" would have all of the edge but actually be clever, not to mention pronounceable in adult company.<br /><br />Anon.--thank you! I appreciate the kind words and hope you stick around!Panderbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498790603442505386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-61726641282328213522010-05-05T14:54:50.121-04:002010-05-05T14:54:50.121-04:00This is the most hilarious blog I've seen in a...This is the most hilarious blog I've seen in ages. So glad it was covered by Salon-now I have work-procrastination material!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-35739023527321474712010-05-05T12:26:37.172-04:002010-05-05T12:26:37.172-04:00If Beach Black had any class or subtlety, they wou...If Beach Black had any class or subtlety, they would have named it "pearl necklace". People in the porn-know would get the joke...Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-75249822787687431182010-05-05T09:44:51.797-04:002010-05-05T09:44:51.797-04:00Jaljen--is it wrong if your descriptions make me a...Jaljen--is it wrong if your descriptions make me actually want some of those polishes? I think you have a bright future in nail polish marketing!<br /><br />Helena--I have no idea, but I can certainly say that's one audience I'm proud to be excluded from.<br /><br />ShortAndSweetNails--Thanks!<br /><br />Deez Nails--You haven't heard of it because you live in a world of precious sanity! Prize the innocence you have left before these nail polish-naming monsters strip it away.<br /><br />Skulda--That's beyond belief! Maybe she's been watching "There's Something About Mary" a few too many times lately.<br /><br />Deb--I totally agree. I hope this new marketing ploy fails so I can walk through the drugstore nail polish aisle without blushing.<br /><br />Lacquer Ware--Yes, that is a little more than I needed to know about the designer's personal life!<br /><br />Ink--I think it is the perfect desensitizing strategy! Once a husband comes home with that, there is no feminine product he will ever flinch at again.<br /><br />Ic3fall--Well, the least that can be said for her re: naming after her hair color: at least she's modest?Panderbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498790603442505386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-2680153935316108392010-05-05T00:37:32.032-04:002010-05-05T00:37:32.032-04:00sheesh. And i thought dickweed was bad enough.
Sku...sheesh. And i thought dickweed was bad enough.<br />Skulda said that the designer made it after her own hair colour.. god. what kind of person would say her hair looks like jizz = = i am stunned by her her lameness.Trinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00982051111783613917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-25575998255546596792010-05-04T12:55:59.347-04:002010-05-04T12:55:59.347-04:00"Honey, while you're out, could you go pi..."Honey, while you're out, could you go pick me up a bottle of Jizz?" = LMAOAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-39577642566261938152010-05-04T11:39:26.020-04:002010-05-04T11:39:26.020-04:00LOL, this is just nasty. And I think about what Sk...LOL, this is just nasty. And I think about what Skulda said naming it after her hair color? Makes me wonder what the designer has been up to lately? *shudders*Recalcitrant Nailshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13420354071445821148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-19745674636291496822010-05-04T11:30:13.694-04:002010-05-04T11:30:13.694-04:00I've noticed a trend among upstart nail polish...I've noticed a trend among upstart nail polish makers of trying to be as edgy as possible by giving the polishes ridiculous names like these. Lame. <br /><br />Frankly, I am a bit grossed out by a nail polish named Jizz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-998437295519438052010-05-04T09:20:52.337-04:002010-05-04T09:20:52.337-04:00I posted about this a few days ago. Apparently th...I posted about this a few days ago. Apparently the designer made it after her own hair colour. *cough* I wonder if she refers to her hair as "a pearlescent white" or "my hair looks like jizz".Skuldahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05127878795484006261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-57773348615611520322010-05-04T07:07:50.741-04:002010-05-04T07:07:50.741-04:00oh my goodness...... Why haven't I heard of th...oh my goodness...... Why haven't I heard of this beforeDeez Nailz - Canadas most fabulous hand modelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10344896260569017525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-29123962602689657792010-05-04T06:40:46.188-04:002010-05-04T06:40:46.188-04:00LOLLOLShortAndSweetNailshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166213180579525137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-34239262255117424752010-05-04T04:53:43.287-04:002010-05-04T04:53:43.287-04:00Hahahaha! What were they thinking? :D Was is made ...Hahahaha! What were they thinking? :D Was is made for some special audience? :DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138778397243181120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-37989539099619021472010-05-04T02:30:54.635-04:002010-05-04T02:30:54.635-04:00Yes, we are pleased to announce our new collection...Yes, we are pleased to announce our new collection for summer 2010. Ta ra ta ra!!! Bodily fluids!<br />It's a range of six great shades:<br />Phlegm - a subtle pale green<br />Saliva - super-glossy cream<br />Vomit - playfully textured green duochrome<br />Faecal staining - not your average brown!<br />Discharge - makes a great topcoat<br />Jizz - see publicity picjaljenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04247152786071106210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-61902273799031799962010-05-04T01:41:00.662-04:002010-05-04T01:41:00.662-04:00Jesus, Joe, I don't know what to tell you. Fo...Jesus, Joe, I don't know what to tell you. Forget trying to buy it in a store, how do you think the marketing pitch went? "I hold in my hand the product that will revolutionize the nail polish industry...Jizz." And this could be a whole new level in embarrassing spousal shopping requests. "Honey, while you're out, could you go pick me up a bottle of Jizz?"Panderbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498790603442505386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8863017149266320328.post-37235907762566499802010-05-04T01:30:11.682-04:002010-05-04T01:30:11.682-04:00Jizz? Really? How is that possible? Who can say...Jizz? Really? How is that possible? Who can say this outloud? "Oooh, Jizz! Excuse me, Miss, can I buy some Jizz? What's that color? JIZZ."Average Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08498159227792256171noreply@blogger.com