Stupid Nail Polish Names

I would like to comply with this request, but really, OPI, you leave me no choice. Are you aware that the only similarity betwee...

(suggested independently by Charlie and Laura) Oh, I'm sorry. Did you need me to speak up?

Too late, this nail polish name already made me vomit. (Suggested by presumably-nauseated reader Jessika) It's not the first time we...

I just…I just don't even. What is this? I would accuse this bizarre and incomprehensible name of being selected by the world's lea...

Charming. Prince Charming. Finally a nail polish marketed to the enormous audience who have already knit their own royal wedding , hooked ...

SCENE I. A cavern. In the middle, a boiling nail polish bottle. Thunder. Enter the three Bitches . First Bitch Thrice I've backstabbed ...

Do you American folks ever wonder if it is just our overheated advertising industry that is responsible for nail polish monstrosities? Fina...