As a brunette on the internet myself, one would think that this nail polish is perfectly named to appeal to me. By "one would think" I mean it doesn't.
(photo taken from Blogdorf Goodman)
Now, you might interpret the name of this nail polish as indicating its potential clientele. And you would be correct.
However, I hope that none of you made the amateur mistake of assuming that our hypothetical nail polish-buyer is a brunette who wears this polish while she uses the internet. As we all know, brunettes are the most practical of the hair colors and would never coordinate their nails to an activity that begins and ends as frequently as internet-usage does. "Oh, shoot, I accidentally alt-tabbed to my Word document, I guess I have to change my nail polish again." I think not.
Here is who would wear this: someone who is a brunette only when she is on the internet. By "she" I mean "he" and by "on the internet" I mean "in his mother's basement, lurking in an AOL teen chat room under the name XoXCutieMuffin12XoX."
I imagine the logs read something like this--
Soccerfan2005: its about time is totaly the best jonas brothers album
XoXCutieMuffin12XoX: i agree, u want 2 cybar?
Soccerfan2005: um, ok, send a pic
[File transfer from XoXCutieMuffin12XoX initiated]
[File deliasbikini2.jpg received]
Soccerfan2005: omg that's u???
XoXCutieMuffin12XoX: u like what u see?
Soccerfan2005: wait, is that a photo from the delia's website
XoXCutieMuffin12XoX: no way, my name is delia
XoXCutieMuffin12XoX: and i model 4 them. if u saw it there that is why
Soccerfan2005: oh ok
Soccerfan2005: u r hott, i luv brunettes
[XoXCutieMuffin12XoX's bald head glows softly in the light of the computer monitor. He begins to slowly unbutton his shirt, his Brunette on the Internet-painted fingertips shimmering alluringly.]
XoXCutieMuffin12XoX: thx. now tell me more about that fantasy u had where the jonas brothers get miley cyrus alone at the vmas.