If the latter, I think the creators of this shade have done an excellent job of capturing the spirit of tropical harlotry. Actually, this exact shade of pink is what I imagine on the toenails of the runner-up of MILF Island as she scrabbles desperately for a foothold during the Bikini Limbo-Off over the Pit of Snakes and Baby Oil.
I think the most pressing question, though, is what kind of woman wants to deliberately go out and associate herself with outdated misogynistic slang. I appreciate the rhyme, but in this context, it just feels like a set-up for a vaguely seedy limerick:
A lady out painting her nails
Hopes to lure in a new set of males:
"If my fresh coat of Bimbo
Doesn't catch trucker Jimbo
I'll look bad on Springer!" she wails.
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The limerick = snort-worthy.
ReplyDeleteOther color to write about: MILF by Illamasqua
The color name and your post made me picture a top-heavy bottle blonde getting her massive fake boobies caught on a limbo stick.
ReplyDeleteI agree wholeheartedly...exactly the tint I'd picture on a Hawaiian luau strumpet, but not the persona I'd like to cultivate.
ReplyDeleteMaybe in February, though, a bit of cabin fever will make me go bimbo for limbo.
the runner-up of MILF Island as she scrabbles desperately for a foothold during the Bikini Limbo-Off over the Pit of Snakes and Baby Oil
ReplyDeleteBest description EVER.
Ditto what Whitney said! *snort*
ReplyDeleteAnd my word ver was "hothothy" -- for reals.
Hi, guys! I have tried to respond to everyone individually about a billion times, but I am overseas and the internet here is extremely unhelpful. So I am just going to cop out and thank you all for your comments at once--I always value your suggestions, chortle at your witticisms, and above all appreciate your compliments! I'll be back stateside in another week, when I should be able to come up with some more bad names for you.
ReplyDeleteOverseas? PB, you globetrotter. Travel safe.
ReplyDeleteHey, was that next post also yours? Showing off your worldtravelerness? I did not know that your name translated into "wshwhx" -- interesting! ;)