Monday, February 15, 2010

12 Inch Gang Bang

(Photo by Lacquer Laine)

Interestingly, Lifetime is using this color as an inspiration for their first-ever movie based on a nail polish name. Keep an eye on your TV Guide so you don't miss the debut of "Rape in Lilliput: What Happens When 12-Inch Pianists Go Bad."

20 comments:

  1. Holy Crap! I'm...I'm...I'm speechless!

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  2. I'd think it was a really bad joke if I weren't looking at this post right now. I don't even know what to say about this one.

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  3. Ink and Deb, I'm with you! I wasn't really sure what to say about it either, but I felt that the public had to know. While I thought Pearl Harbor would keep the title forever, I think this may be the absolute most offensive nail polish name I've ever seen.

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  4. Tasteless, horrid nail polish colour. But I can think of even tackier names. Maybe this company should be thinking Holocaust/Clitoral Circumcision/NineEleven?
    I hope nobody buys this. There should be protesters camped round these displays to ensure no purchases are made.

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  5. Wow...that's just a little too far there. Wow...

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  6. Yeah, I can't find the funny. That's just *so* not okay. I'm trying to scrape off the moral indignation, but all I find is human decency and logic underneath, and they both say "not just in poor taste...downright despicable."

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  8. the name is hideous, but I think the color is beautiful. If they called it something like "Evening Enchantment" or "Romantic Starglow," then they'd have something going!

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  9. Hot!!!! Love it way to think outsde the box.

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  10. Lighten up. It's "gang bang" not "gang rape"

    Check out the website: www.naughtynailz.com

    There are a lot of really cute names. And no...they are not near as raunchy as this one.

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  11. It's so hot! I wear it every time I have group sex!

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  12. Best name for a nail varnish -- ever.

    Second best: JESUS GETS NAILED

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  13. Hey Anonymous, how about you don't post 3 comments about how much we all suck and how awesome you are for you enlightenment on group sex, okay?

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  14. I am incredibly disturbed by the "Lighten Up" comment. LOL IT'S NOT RAPE SO STFU. Really? Why on earth would you even say something with that implication?

    If you want to laugh at tasteless jokes on your own time, Anon, that's fine, but my guess is most people don't want to run into something like this when perusing a polish rack.

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  15. Oh wow, I've never heard of the company and just checked out the website...
    I'm not really offended by raunchy names, I usually just laugh, but holy shit I'm offended.
    The one that was named 'creamy climax dream' or something totally turned me off from white nail polish for a long, long time.

    Please tell me this is porn makeup, or a joke?

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  16. Hey Anonymous
    I went to the site, looked at the names as you suggested, and am beyond speechless. I am not a prude, but I really do not need to pick up a polish and find that the name is Red Hot Fuck, Lickalotapus and Nipple Biter. There is funny, then there is just tacky. They did not step across that line, they took a flying leap. Yuck!

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  18. I think it's hilarious, and I'm about to review some of this polish soon. People need to lighten up!

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  19. No Keys, people need to acquire some class and this skanky business ploy isn't it.

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